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Quantization Revision of Murphy's Law: Everything goes wrong all at once. Quigley's Law: A car and a truck approaching each other on an otherwise deserted road will meet at the narrow bridge. Quile's Consultation Law: The job that pays the most will be offered when there is no time to deliver the services. Quinn's Market Theory: An unexpected loss will cancel out an unexpected gain. R. A. Wilson's Rule: Reality is whatever you can get away with. R. C. Gallagher's Law: Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine. Ralph's Observation: It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry. Randall's Law of Automotives: The flat doesn't occur until the day after the tire sale. Randy' Rule: A ton of anything is ugly. Raphael's Law of Business: The less the staff has to do, the slower they do it. Rap's Law of Inanimate Reproduction: If you take something apart and put it back together enough times, eventually you will have two of them. Rayburn's Rule: If you want to get along, go along. Ray's Rule for Precision: Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe. Reasner's Law of the Internet: The probability of your browser locking up is directly proportional to how close you are to the information that you've been searching for. Reece's Second Law: The speed of an oncoming vehicle is directly proportional to the length of the passing zone. Rector's Law of the E-Mail: Typos are not noticed until after the "Send" button has been hit Reinhardt's Guide to Art: Sculpture is what you bump into when you back up to look at a painting.. R. C. Gallagher's Law: Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine. Reisner' Rule of Conceptual Inertia: If you think big enough, you'll never have to do it. Relativity for Children: Time moves slower in a fast moving vehicle. Rennie's Law of Public Transit: If you start walking, the bus will come when you are precisely halfway between stops. Reverend Chichester's Laws: 1. If the weather is extremely bad,
church attendance will be down. Reynolds' Law: Wind velocity increases geometrically with the cost of
the hairstyle. Richard's Complementary Rules of Ownership: 1. If you keep anything
long enough you can throw it away. Rick's Rule of Dorm Live: The roommate who gets up earliest has the loudest alarm clock. Ringwald's Law of Household Geometry: Any horizontal surface is soon piled up. Rita Mae Brown's Observation: If this were a logical word, men would ride sidesaddle. Rita's
Parking Meter Prediction:
The one time you dash in to run an errand without putting
money in the parking meter is the same time the meter maid appears out of
nowhere. Rives's Rule: Everything falls apart on the same day. Robbie's Philosophy: The world looks better through a rearview mirror. Robbin's
Mini-Max Rule of Government: Any minimum
criteria set will be the maximum value used. Robert Anthony's Corporate Dictum: The criteria for determining the value of a committee, department or business organization lies not in evaluating its performance but in determining what effect it would have if it ceased to perform at all. Robert's
Axiom: Only errors exist. Berman's
Corollary: One person's error is another person's data. Robertson's
Law: Quality assurance doesn't. Robinson's Law: The guy you beat out of a prime parking spot is the one you have to see for the job interview. Rob's
Lament: As soon as
you become familiar with all the shortcuts and secret parking places in town,
you will be transferred to a different town. Roche's Fifth Law: Every American crusade winds up as a racket. Rocky's Lemma of Innovation Prevention: Unless the results are known in advance, funding agencies will reject the proposal. Rogers' Laws: 1. As soon as the stewardess serves the coffee, the
airliner encounters turbulence. Rule: Authorization for a project will be granted only when none of the authorizers can be blamed if the project fails but when all of the authorizers can claim credit if it succeeds. Roland's Rule of Review Meetings: Regardless of how many statistics and revisions you bring into a meeting, someone will request data you deemed to marginal to bring. Rominger's Rules for Students: 1. The more general the title of a
course, the less you will learn from it. Ron's Observations for Teenagers: 1. The pimples don't appear until
the hour before the date. Rooney's Rule: Nothing in fine print is ever good news. Roosevelt's Rule: When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. Ross' Law: Never characterize the importance of a statement in advance. Rostand's Comment: My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists. Rosten's Observation: Two heads are not better than one if both are stupid. Rothman's Rule: When things go wrong, don't go with them. Rowland's Paradox: A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn't. Ruane's
Law of Monetary Windfalls: Pennies from heaven are
soon followed by a tax collector from hell. Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. Ruckert's Law: There is nothing so small that it can't be blown out of proportion. Rudin's Law: In crises that force people to choose among alternative courses of action, most people will choose the worst one possible. Rudnicki's Nobel Principle: Only someone who understands something
absolutely can explain it so no one else can understand it. Rule of Defactualization: Information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies. Rule of Feline Frustration: When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly want to go to the bathroom. Rule of Intelligent Tinkering: Safe all the parts. Rule of Political Promises: Truth varies. Rule of the Great: When people you greatly admire and respect appear to be thinking deep thoughts, they are probably thinking about lunch. Rule of the Open Mind: People who are resistant to change cannot resist change for the worst. Rules of Environmental Protection: 1. The species is protected
only after it is hopelessly depleted.
Rules of Ownership: 1. If you keep anything long enough, you can throw it
away. Runamok's Law: There are four kinds of people: those who sit quietly and do nothing, those who talk about sitting quietly and doing nothing, those who do things, and those who talk about doing things. Rune's Rule of the Road: If you don't care where you are, you ain't lost. Rune's Rule: If you don't care where you are, you ain't lost. Rush's Rule of Gravity: When you drop change at a vending machine, the pennies will fall nearby while all other coins will roll out of sight. Rusk's Law of Delegation: Where an exaggerated emphasis is placed upon delegation, responsibility, like sediment, sinks to the bottom. Russel on Patriotism: Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons. Russell's
Observation: The point of philosophy is to start
with something so simple as to seem not worth stating, and to end with something
so paradoxical that no one will believe it. Russ's Law of Assembly: The thing that holds the whole thing together will be missing. Ryan's
Law: Make three correct guesses consecutively and
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